Season: 2022 Playoffs

Laro

After essentially drafting half of Stelcobras with GM Sajn last year, Laro is ready to take on his new role as a general manager in the most sought after league in the golden horseshoe. Winner of the Peter Kormos award, the ironer Shiek is no stranger to a blocked shot, hacks to the back of the knee, and more blocked shots. Without question, one of the toughest to play against in the league, the league is eager to see how his team shapes up.

Donaldson

Donaldson is coming off of an important year, which saw him bring home the King St. Cup (though we will choose not to believe reports of weird things done with it). This year, however, he faces the challenge of potentially being separated from his coach, friend, and teacher Cockell. A storyline that could stretch into a season itself, it will be interesting to see whether or not the Dman/Cman combo lives on, or whether Cockell will have to find someone else to, in the words of Paul Simon, ‘call me Al’.

Kevin Dyson

A steady hand in the WNHL for the past two seasons, Dyson has cemented his role as a powerful line-mate with sights set consistently on the net. Though his name is synonymous with ‘vacuum’, he sure as hell doesn’t suck.