As one of the last remaining WNHLers in the infamous ‘Chirpton’ group, Doyle frustrates opposing teams with an apparent inability to make a bad pass, and a way of seeing the game that makes it seem like he is playing in birds-eye view. Doyle is especially dangerous this year, as the WNHL returns to his hometown of Pelham, giving him the home-ice advantage and the ability to fit in another nine holes before having to show up to games.
Another recent winner of the King Street Cup, Alain now walks around East Side Welland with added pep to his step, while swinging his stick at passers-by with one hand. The second of the ‘fedora wearers union’, Alain has been a regular since day one, and his loyalty is apparent each week when he puts it all on the ice. As well, he’s like 7’7, and can turn the front of the net into a warzone.
After taking last season off to nurse an unfortunate groin pull, Bildo the human dildo is back: new helmet, new outlook, and a fresh desire to cut through defensive zones and make opposing team members’ lives a living hell. He enters this season with a chip on his shoulder, after the league announced that they would be moving out of his home town of Port Colborne. Still, revenge is a dish best served with Lake Erie Perch.