Chad Kellmann beat out his arch-rival Brad Spellman in order to win his spot in the WNHL, and has never looked back. Close to tasting glory as a member of the Atlas Steelers, Kellmann’s skating, puck handling abilities, and general chirps have managed to cement him in as one of the most annoying hard-working figures in the league. As an added bonus, he weirdly owns every ‘Violent Gentlemen’ shirt that has ever been made, showing that he is in it for the long-haul.
Over the past off-season, GBoz has been on a strict training regimen – kegels five times a day, pilates, dog walks, and watching the tape. Since getting a taste of OV out of the King Street Cup, the future is a limitless wormhole of possibilities, and GBoz is poised to take as many as he can in this coming season. Though he’s getting married in September, he’s ready and willing to spend his honeymoon with the WNHL suitor of his dreams.
Kenny spent the last season as one of the key players on the Stelcobras resurgence, which seemed to fall off just too early. Still, Oost scored ridiculous goals, and made plays that were both smart and creative all season. A solid option on forward, Oost brings consistency, skill, and grit to any lineup, and will be a valuable asset to any team in the league.