After taking last season off to nurse an unfortunate groin pull, Bildo the human dildo is back: new helmet, new outlook, and a fresh desire to cut through defensive zones and make opposing team members’ lives a living hell. He enters this season with a chip on his shoulder, after the league announced that they would be moving out of his home town of Port Colborne. Still, revenge is a dish best served with Lake Erie Perch.
Season: 2018-2019
Eryn Warden
After winning the Christmas Classic with his Welland Mustangs, Warden has been promoted to GM status this year. Thankfully for him, it means he can put his veteran status to good use, though it unfortunately means that no teams will be able to pick him as a defensive force this year. Catered one mean WNHL BBQ this summer!
Evan Fabiani
One of the most Italian players in the league, Fabiani brings his weird obsession with Charlie McIlvoy and his passion for the game to the WNHL for the third season in a row. Recently winning the D3 Ballhockey.com cup, Fabiani comes into this year with added confidence, ready to put Welland back on the map.