60 Michael Kelly

After being fired from Spinal Tap as their 34th drummer in band history Michael Kelly aka the WNHL’s least popular Kelly retired to Niagara. After a desperate plea by hitting up the DM’s of the WNHL Commissioner and providing him free access to his OnlyFans Page was allowed in the Leauge. During the WNHL Rookie interviews some of the GM’s were displaying their protien privililege and discriminated against as the WNHL’s first Vegan. History will not look back at those GM’s fondly as they shunned the WNHL Jackie Robinson of Tofu.