What does Jay Thom love more than shooting things and drinking Jack Daniels? Nothing, actually. But a close third, maybe fourth, is laying down the law of the blue line with an iron fist. Jay is also no stranger to the #spatalk movement that swept the Stelcobras dressing room in 2017-18, and is an expert in hot tub installation AND maintenance. Ladies, start your engines.
After essentially drafting half of Stelcobras with GM Sajn last year, Laro is ready to take on his new role as a general manager in the most sought after league in the golden horseshoe. Winner of the Peter Kormos award, the ironer Shiek is no stranger to a blocked shot, hacks to the back of the knee, and more blocked shots. Without question, one of the toughest to play against in the league, the league is eager to see how his team shapes up.
Another #spatalk champion, Beadle is one of the most explosive d-men in the WNHL. With the ability to change the pace of a game on a dime, Beadle’s strengths as an all-around hockey player are only surpassed by his crooning abilities. This past summer, it was rumoured that twelve pregnancies occurred between East Main and Lincoln, during his set on the Illuminaqua stage. In the words of Kanye West, ‘no one man should have that much power’.