Season: 2024 Playoffs

Matt Dusso

‘Kevin Shatter-kirk’ or ‘The Vaped Crusader’, a rose by any other name still smells like the rose, or pot. Dussault proved his worth last year, and has become one of the toughest to play against in the WNHL. Both a playmaker and a finisher, Dussault is a powerhouse winger and able to see the game better than most. Without question, he is hungry to prove himself on a cup campaign, after falling short with the Stelcobras in the 2017-18 season.

Carm

Though he earns his keep with the City of Welland (CoW), the Italian Stallion gets his kicks through hard fought corner battles and end to end rushes that leave opposition frustrated, even more so because he does it with a shit-eating grin the whole game. A versatile player, Carm is an asset on the blue line, or on attacking end. ‘Cram’ is not to be taken lightly this 2018-19 season.

Jeff Beadle

Another #spatalk champion, Beadle is one of the most explosive d-men in the WNHL. With the ability to change the pace of a game on a dime, Beadle’s strengths as an all-around hockey player are only surpassed by his crooning abilities. This past summer, it was rumoured that twelve pregnancies occurred between East Main and Lincoln, during his set on the Illuminaqua stage. In the words of Kanye West, ‘no one man should have that much power’.