Another recent winner of the King Street Cup, Alain now walks around East Side Welland with added pep to his step, while swinging his stick at passers-by with one hand. The second of the ‘fedora wearers union’, Alain has been a regular since day one, and his loyalty is apparent each week when he puts it all on the ice. As well, he’s like 7’7, and can turn the front of the net into a warzone.
After taking last season off to nurse an unfortunate groin pull, Bildo the human dildo is back: new helmet, new outlook, and a fresh desire to cut through defensive zones and make opposing team members’ lives a living hell. He enters this season with a chip on his shoulder, after the league announced that they would be moving out of his home town of Port Colborne. Still, revenge is a dish best served with Lake Erie Perch.
After winning the Christmas Classic with his Welland Mustangs, Warden has been promoted to GM status this year. Thankfully for him, it means he can put his veteran status to good use, though it unfortunately means that no teams will be able to pick him as a defensive force this year. Catered one mean WNHL BBQ this summer!