Though he earns his keep with the City of Welland (CoW), the Italian Stallion gets his kicks through hard fought corner battles and end to end rushes that leave opposition frustrated, even more so because he does it with a shit-eating grin the whole game. A versatile player, Carm is an asset on the blue line, or on attacking end. ‘Cram’ is not to be taken lightly this 2018-19 season.
Another #spatalk champion, Beadle is one of the most explosive d-men in the WNHL. With the ability to change the pace of a game on a dime, Beadle’s strengths as an all-around hockey player are only surpassed by his crooning abilities. This past summer, it was rumoured that twelve pregnancies occurred between East Main and Lincoln, during his set on the Illuminaqua stage. In the words of Kanye West, ‘no one man should have that much power’.
As one of the last remaining WNHLers in the infamous ‘Chirpton’ group, Doyle frustrates opposing teams with an apparent inability to make a bad pass, and a way of seeing the game that makes it seem like he is playing in birds-eye view. Doyle is especially dangerous this year, as the WNHL returns to his hometown of Pelham, giving him the home-ice advantage and the ability to fit in another nine holes before having to show up to games.